A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table.
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sheikh: ye kela kitny ka hay
kely wala: 1 rupee ka
sheikh: 60 paisay ka deta hay
kely wala: 60 rupeee ka sirf chilka milay ga
sheikh: le 40 piasy, chilka rakh , baqee dey do.
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kabi ye naz kay wo mera hay faqat mera
kabi ye dar kay wo say naraz tu nahi
kabhi ye duw kau usay milai jahan ki khoshian
kabhi ye khof kay wo khosh mery bina tu nahi
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