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Guram Larki

Batoon say mugh ko Kam nahe!

Choot ko mari Aram nahe!!1

Sakoon main Ana Chahti hay!

Choot Chudwana Chahti hay.

Jano buss kar Ub batain too!!!

Hathoon say uss day Sakoon.

Phir jub Chary Garmi to undar dall day Apni Charmi

Phir Jaldi Jaldi Mar Dhaky

aur Jaldi say Phar isssy

Yeh hay Bari Bay-Chain jano.

Jaldi kar maray Jano.

Ek aourat ki ankh soojhi hui the,

parosan ne poocha kia hua?

Aourat: mere husband ne mara hai

parosan: lekin mere khayal se to tmhare husband delhi gaye hue hain

Aourat mera bhe yehi khayal tha

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!

chemistry ki class mein teacher ne 1 ladki se poocha : what is nitrate ????

ladki :  vesse to
1000/- hai par aap 500/- de dena