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sheikh: ye kela kitny ka hay
kely wala: 1 rupee ka
sheikh: 60 paisay ka deta hay
kely wala: 60 rupeee ka sirf chilka milay ga
sheikh: le 40 piasy, chilka rakh ,  baqee dey do.

karo wada mery marny pay ao ge
or mujay apny hathon say dafnaoo gy
aooo ge meri mayyat pay apnu ki tarha
samny dunia kay ansu bhi bahao gy
bataoo gy na kisi ko hamari alehdgi ka
 wohi purana pyar dunia ko dekhao gy
do gy sab sy ziada kandha mujay
umer bher mery name say na ghbraoo gy
choor kar zamany bher ki khoshian mery liay
or mery dill say apna ghum mitaoo gy
roz aya karo ge meri kaber per
or dowa kay liay hath bhi uthaoo gy
“”karo Wada”"

Nights has gone and moon too,

sun has arrived with the sky blue,

Open ur beautifull eyes ,

there is a pleasent *morning* 4 u.

“Good morninig”

kabi ye naz kay wo mera hay faqat mera
kabi ye dar kay wo say naraz tu nahi
kabhi ye duw kau usay milai jahan ki khoshian
kabhi ye khof kay wo khosh mery bina tu nahi

Ki bumb da bharooosa yaar bumb kidron di aawey
chaad mulk te chaliay bar  ho,ooo
chadd mulk tay chaliay baar
kam aywey na aweyy
ki bumb the bharoosa yaar bumb  kidroon di awyee

TITANIC doob raha tha , 1 goory ny sardar say pocha Zameen kitnidoor hay ?
sardar: 2K.m,
Gorey ne samanger main chalang laga kar pocha kis taraf ,
sardar, “NECHY ki taraf.

In khoi hoi ankhon say aqeedat hay mujay be
teri tarha zindagi say shikaiyat hay mujay bhi
ager tu nazuk hay tu main bhi nahi pather
tanhai main roo deny ki adat hay mujay bhi

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