17th
January
2009
Guram Larki
Batoon say mugh ko Kam nahe!
Choot ko mari Aram nahe!!1
Sakoon main Ana Chahti hay!
Choot Chudwana Chahti hay.
Jano buss kar Ub batain too!!!
Hathoon say uss day Sakoon.
Phir jub Chary Garmi to undar dall day Apni Charmi
Phir Jaldi Jaldi Mar Dhaky
aur Jaldi say Phar isssy
Yeh hay Bari Bay-Chain jano.
Jaldi kar maray Jano.
posted in Adult sms |
17th
January
2009
Ek aourat ki ankh soojhi hui the,
parosan ne poocha kia hua?
Aourat: mere husband ne mara hai
parosan: lekin mere khayal se to tmhare husband delhi gaye hue hain
Aourat mera bhe yehi khayal tha
posted in Adult sms |
12th
January
2009
Allah’s Apostle used to
practice a aitakaf in
the last ten days of
the holy month of Ramadan,
May Allah removes all the hurdles
and make it easy to follow our prophet.
posted in Ramadan sms |
12th
January
2009
May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
posted in New year sms |
12th
January
2009
joy was on Christ,love was on mas,so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.merry x mas and happy new year
posted in Christmas sms |
10th
January
2009
Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!
If you want masala dreams,
then try chilly powder!
Good night
Have a nice dream.
posted in Good night sms |
10th
January
2009
You’re like
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, I can’t smile without you.
posted in Romantic sms |
10th
January
2009
// Todayz Thought //
“The Path That
Leads To Happiness
Is So Narrow
That
Two Cannot Walk On It
Unless
They become One …” (:
posted in Todays thought sms |