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17th January 2009

Guram Larki

Guram Larki

Batoon say mugh ko Kam nahe!

Choot ko mari Aram nahe!!1

Sakoon main Ana Chahti hay!

Choot Chudwana Chahti hay.

Jano buss kar Ub batain too!!!

Hathoon say uss day Sakoon.

Phir jub Chary Garmi to undar dall day Apni Charmi

Phir Jaldi Jaldi Mar Dhaky

aur Jaldi say Phar isssy

Yeh hay Bari Bay-Chain jano.

Jaldi kar maray Jano.

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17th January 2009

Ek aourat ki ankh soojhi hui the

Ek aourat ki ankh soojhi hui the,

parosan ne poocha kia hua?

Aourat: mere husband ne mara hai

parosan: lekin mere khayal se to tmhare husband delhi gaye hue hain

Aourat mera bhe yehi khayal tha

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12th January 2009

Allah’s Apostle used to

Allah’s Apostle used to
practice a aitakaf in
the last ten days of
the holy month of Ramadan,
May Allah removes all the hurdles
and make it easy to follow our prophet.

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12th January 2009

O mere makhna

O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna

O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

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12th January 2009

May this new year bring many opportunities your way

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

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12th January 2009

joy was on Christ

joy was on Christ,love was on mas,so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.merry x mas and happy new year

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12th January 2009

I’m So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U

I’m So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
This Comes With Many

Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes

I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter

On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things

I
n Life Always Come

Ur Way Happy Birthday!

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10th January 2009

Take a glass of sugar

Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!

If you want masala dreams,
then try chilly powder!

Good night
Have a nice dream.

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10th January 2009

You’re like

You’re like
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, I can’t smile without you.

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10th January 2009

// Todayz Thought //

// Todayz Thought //

“The Path That
Leads To Happiness
Is So Narrow
That
Two Cannot Walk On It
Unless
They become One …” (:


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